Over the Hill Birthday Ideas
Posted in Over the Hill, Someone Special on November 7th, 2005Over the hill? It’s a term that most of us would rather not hear. But does anyone really know what qualifies us as being past our prime? Is it a magic number left unspoken or is it in the way we walk or talk? Is a sign of being too far to turn back now when you notice the hottest new trends have already been the hottest new trends a couple of times before? If the idea of black balloons, over the hill banners or gag gifts like a bottle of Metamucil and a package of Depends seem a little harsh to you, here are some "sympathetic" gift ideas that are designed to bring lots of laughter, not tears, to your aging friends and family members. Old Age Shirts: Old age t-shirts that sport a timeless statement are fun to wear and fun to give as a gift. Some of today’s most popular quotes include: When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat; Older than Dirt; I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager; and Seen it, Done it, Can’t remember most of it! You can find them online in a variety of colors and styles including t-shirts, long sleeved t-shirts and sweatshirts. Most designs are available on mouse pads, mugs and other gear, too. Large Print Crossword Puzzle Books and Magnifying Glass: The large print books would have been rotten enough. When coupled with a magnifying glass, this gift is sure to bring a lot of laughter to the recipient. Let them challenge their mind and pass the time without straining their eyes. Most local book stores carry a nice selection of books in larger print. Step Stool: A dirty look or two will be shot your way after they open this present. Want more of a reaction? Buy one equipped with hand rails. Large Button TV Remote Control: If Goliath had owned a television, imagine the size it would have been! Well, now you can buy the remote that would have gone with it! Nothing could be funnier than an oversized remote control fit for a giant. The numbers are huge and light up at the touch of a button. They’ll never lose this one or have trouble seeing it! You can buy these online for around fifty dollars. It has been said that the biggest disadvantage of old age is that you can’t outgrow it. So help those closest to you ease into it with a fun gift to celebrate their special day.
